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August 21st, 2008 at 11:57 pm

July, 1947

in: Politics

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified Flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard, crashed onto a Sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico.

This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.  However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.

Hillary Rodham

John F. Kerry

William J. Clinton

Howard Dean

Nancy Pelosi

Dianne Feinstein

Charles E. Schumer

Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep?  I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you.  It did for me.  No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!  Now You Know.

Submitted by Brenda C. from Lovington, IL

Tags: Al Gore, Barbara Boxer, Bill Clinton, Charles Schumer, Dianne Feinstein, Hillary Clinton, Howard Dean, John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi, politcal forwards
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July 20th, 2008 at 10:12 pm

Row Boat

in: Politics

Hillary & Obama are in a row-boat……………….

the Boat tips over………………

both fall in the water…………

who is saved ?????

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.THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Chris N. from Cedar Rapids, IA

Tags: Barack Obama, funny forwards, Hillary Clinton, political forwards, United States
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July 20th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

An Email From Ireland

in: Just plain funny, Politics

An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States…a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

We, in Ireland,can’t figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.

On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can’t seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn’t even like the country her husband wants to run!

Now…On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate ‘Mc’ terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!!

What in God’s name are ya lads thinkin’ over in the colonies!

Submitted by Rachel D. from Wilmore, KY

Tags: Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, election, funny forwards, Hillary Clinton, Ireland, John McCain, Michelle Obama, president
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June 8th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

Are We Stupid or What?

in: Alerts & Warnings, Politics

This email comes in three parts:

Part 1

In just one year.  Remember the election in 2006?  Thought you might like to read the following:

A little over one year ago:

  • Consumer confidence stood at a 2 1/2 year high;
  • Regular gasoline sold for $2.19 a gallon;
  • The unemployment rate was 4.5%.

Since voting in a Democratic Congress in 2006 we have seen:

  • Consumer confidence plummet;
  • The cost of regular gasoline soar to over $4 a gallon;
  • Unemployment is up to 5% (a 10% increase);
  • American households have seen $2.3 trillion in equity value evaporate (stock and mutual fund losses);
  • Americans have seen their home equity drop by $1.2 trillion dollars;
  • 1% of American homes are in foreclosure.

America voted for change in 2006, and we got it!  Remember it’s Congress that makes law not the President. He has to work with what’s handed to him.  Quote of the Day: “My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world.  I hope you’ll join with me as we try to change it.” — John Gross

Part 2:

Taxes - Whether Democrat or a Republican you will find these statistics enlightening and amazing.

www.taxfoundation.org/publications/show/151.HTML

Taxes under CLINTON-1999          Taxes under BUSH-2008

Single earning:                               Single earning:
30K - taxed $8,400                       30K - taxed $4,500
50K - taxed  $14,000                    50K - taxed $12,500
75K - taxed  $23,250                    75K - taxed $18,750

Married earning:                            Married earning:
60K - taxed  $16,800                    60K - taxed $9,000
75K - taxed $21,000                     75K - taxed $18,750
125K - taxed $38,750                   125K – taxed $31,250

Both democratic candidates will return to the higher tax rates.  It is amazing how many people that fall into the categories above think Bush is screwing them and Bill Clinton was the greatest President ever.  If Obama or Hillary are elected, they both say they will repeal the Bush tax cuts and a good portion of the people that fall into the categories above can’t wait for it to happen. This is like the movie The Sting with Paul Newman; you scam somebody out of some money and they don’t even know what happened.

PART 3:

You think the war in Iraq is costing us too much?   Read this:

Boy, am I confused.  I have been hammered with the propaganda that it is the Iraq war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us. I now find that to be RIDICULOUS.  I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them.  I have included the URL’s for verification of all the following facts.

  1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.  Verify at: http://tinyurl.com/zob77
  2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.  Verify at: http://www.cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html
  3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.  Verify at: http://www.cis..org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html
  4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!  Verify at: http://transcripts.CNN.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.0.HTML
  5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.  Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
  6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.  Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
  7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.  Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
  8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.  Verify at: http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html
  9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.  Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html
  10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that’s two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens.  In particular, their children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US.  Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html
  11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries.  Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S from the Southern border.  Verify at: Homeland Security Report: http://tinyurl.com/t9sht
  12. The National Policy Institute, “estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of  between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.”  Verify at: http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf
  13. In 2006 illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances back to their countries of origin.  Verify at: http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm
  14. “The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States.”  Verify at: http://www.drdsk.com/articles.html

The total cost is a whopping $ 338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR.  Are we THAT stupid?

If this doesn’t bother you then just delete the message.  If, on the other hand, it does raise the hair on the back of your neck, I hope you continue to forward it to every legal resident in the country including every representative in Washington, D.C. until restore some semblance of intelligence in our policies and enforcement thereof.

Submitted by Brenda C. of Lovington, IL

Tags: America, Barack Obama, Bill Clinton, cocaine, Congress, Democrat, English, food stamp, foreclosure, gas, herion, Hillary Clinton, Homeland Security, illegal alien, John Gross, marijuana, Medicaid, meth, Paul Newman, president, prison, Republican, tax, The Sting, Unemployment, Washington DC, welfare
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May 22nd, 2008 at 9:29 am

Be Sure to Vote

in: Jokes, Petitions, Politics

I usually don’t pass along these ‘add your name’ lists , but this one seemed too important. To show your support for Hillary and encourage her on her run for President in 2008, please add your name to the list below and send it on.

This list has been circulating for months and months, all around the country. Please do not delete…

If you don’t want to sign, at least keep it going!

  1. Bill
  2. Chelsea

Tags: Bill Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, Hillary Clinton, petition, president
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