If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

• When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
• Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
• Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
• When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience.
• Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.
• Take naps.
• Stretch before rising.
• Run, romp, and play daily.
• Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
• Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
• On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass.
• On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
• When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
• No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout. Run right back and make friends.
• Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
• Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
• Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you’re not.
• If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
• When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

I AM THANKFUL FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME!  SEND THIS TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT … I JUST DID

And never trust anyone until you have sniffed their butt.

Submitted by Rachel D. from Wilmore, KY

Submitted by Rachel D. from Wilmore, KY

Submitted by Rachel D. from Wilmore, KY

A mother and her 5 year old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.  The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”  The mother, who couldn’t think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy walks to the galley and asks the flight attendant, “If big dogs have baby dogs and Big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”

The flight attendant responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?”

The boy said, “Yes, she did.”

“Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you.”

Submitted by Rachel D. from Wilmore, KY

No matter what situations life throws at you…

No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem…

Remember, there is a light at the end of the tunnel!

You’re laughing aren’t you?

That’s good ……my job here is done!

Have a great day.

Submitted by Rachel D. from Wilmore, KY