Submitted by Rachel D. from Wilmore, KY

The Pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN PASTA DIET — IT REALLY WORKS !!

You walka pasta DA bakery.

You walka pasta DA candy store.

You walka pasta DA Ice Cream shop.

You walka pasta DA table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

And for those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health.  It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans

The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.  Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Submitted by Jan Y. from Birmingham, AL

Submitted by Rachel D. from Wilmore, KY

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am.  While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with gas (FROM SAUDI ARABIA) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer (MADE IN MALAYSIA), Joe decided to relax for a while.  He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE), and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job
in AMERICA!

Y’all gotta Keep this one circulating, please.!

This is for those that haven’t seen the 16 baby pandas. SICHUAN, China — One zoo in southwest China has its hands full with 16 baby pandas.

The Sichuan Wolong Panda Protection and Breed Center is dealing with the results of a breeding boom — 16 pandas have been born since July, 2006.  The brood includes five sets of twins. The cubs are weighed and measured every five days (see pics).

The heaviest tips the scale at just over 24 pounds, while the lightest weighs about 11 pounds.  Once weaned, the panda cubs will attend panda kindergarten. In the meantime, more little ones are expected at the center since 38 giant pandas were artificially impregnated.