Submitted by Rachel D. from Wilmore, KY
Stop The Forwards!
October 9th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Right Place, Right Time
October 9th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Funny Comics
Submitted by Rachel D. from Wilmore, KY
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:43 am
Southwest Airlines
A mother and her 5 year old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?” The mother, who couldn’t think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.
So the boy walks to the galley and asks the flight attendant, “If big dogs have baby dogs and Big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The flight attendant responded, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?”
The boy said, “Yes, she did.”
“Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have your mother explain that to you.”
Submitted by Rachel D. from Wilmore, KY
July 23rd, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Pets
Please save this for the next time you hear someone say they have to get rid of their pet when they have a baby.
Have A Great Day!
Within the heart of every stray lies the singular desire to be loved.
Submitted by Rachel D. from Wilmore, KY
June 28th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Thanks For Animals
OOOOOOOOwwwwwww!!! I told you, don’t pull my ears, didn’t I?!!!
Thanks, I had it done at that fabulous new salon downtown!
Do I LOOK like a mocha latte to you?!
Woohoo!… get outta my way!!!
Oh Man….what a night
Everybody was Kung Fu fightin!
Will you be my new daddy?
A nip here, a tuck there……..you look marvelous dahling!
Pssss, pssstt pssss psst pssss psst
Hey lady, I think I found your problem!
I won’t get any taller? Are you kidding me?
Aaaawww Man! I almost had it!!!!
Is this my kid?
You got me for amusement purposes only, right?
Gently moisten the area before moving in for the kill…
Please papa, don’t leave me!
Nope, you aren’t dead yet, I’m getting a heartbeat!
Find someone warm and snuggle in. And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper - the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes… so have fun, think ‘good thoughts’ only, learn to laugh at yourself, and ‘Count your blessings’!
Submitted by Tosha H. from Nashville, TN
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