A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.  Well, there’s a very simple answer.  Nobody bothered to check the oil.  We just didn’t know we were getting low.  The reason for that is purely geographical.  Our oil is located in:

Alaska
California
Coastal Florida
Coastal Louisiana
Wyoming
Utah
Kansas
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
Texas

Our dipsticks are located [...]

A Texas Chili Contest Warning - If you can read this whole story without laughing out loud, then there’s no hope for you. I was crying by the end.
Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better [...]

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their  ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be out done by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, [...]

Alabama
Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
Arizona
Yes, But It’s A Dry Heat.
Arkansas
Literacy Ain’t Everythang.
California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado
If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother.
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts, only smaller.
Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy’s don’t own it yet!!
Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida
Ask Us About Our Grand kids and [...]