When things in your life seem almost to much to handle, when 24 hours in a
day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar……and the beer.
A Professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front
of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and
empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded [...]

Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida.  Not me.  I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win situation.

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
Put the Florida [...]

Written by a hard working East Texas Oilfield guy:
Mr. Obama,
Given the uproar about the simple question asked you by Joe the plumber, and the persecution that has been heaped on him because he dared to question you, I find myself motivated to say a few things to you myself. While Joe aspires to start a [...]

I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now….
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and 4 yr old grandson.  The old man’s hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered.  The family ate [...]

This is a quiz for people who know everything!  I found out in a hurry that I didn’t. These are not trick questions.  They are straight questions with straight answers.

Name the one sport in which  neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.
What famous North American [...]