Joe wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Joe is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Joe had to force [...]

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.  She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.  Hers is in California, and mine is in Kentucky.
3. I take my wife everywhere…but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked [...]

A woman asks her husband, “Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?”
He declines. “Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.”
At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. “A [...]

A dog is truly a man’s best friend.  If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment.
Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?