A ‘Heads Up’ for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
I recently became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends. Here’s how [...]

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins.  Remember to us a timer…
A mouse [...]

Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida.  Not me.  I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It’s a win-win situation.

Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies.
Put the Florida [...]

Never piss off a guy who owns a backhoe!

Submitted by Rachel D. from Wilmore, KY

Walking can add minutes to your life.  This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.  Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is.
I like long walks, especially [...]