An Israeli doctor says: ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 6 weeks.’

A German doctor says: ‘That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in 4 weeks.

A Russian doctor says: ‘In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks.’

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says: ‘You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas , put him in the White House for four years, and now half the country is looking for work.’